He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
sex in a hospital.. check
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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