What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Don't tell me you're on acid again
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
