I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Randomize