we're blogging at a bar
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
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Oh Jesus.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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