How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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