Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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