i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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