Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I want to stick my p in your. b.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
He passed out mid-signature
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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