used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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