When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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