How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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