Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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