fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I need to sanitize my soul.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Randomize
