hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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