Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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