Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
tell your sister to shave her snatch
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Life without a bra equals bliss.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
