I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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