Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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