i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
