absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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