Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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