I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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