ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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