Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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