um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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