Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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