If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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