seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
How's work?
Spinning.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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