ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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