dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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