I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize
