tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
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