Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
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