You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I would ride that face into the sunset
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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