I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
This is my gift to your gina
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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