No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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