my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
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