No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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