when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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