I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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