I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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