I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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