1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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