What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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