are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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