Do vagina's smell?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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