Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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