saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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