If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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