Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
soo... how was my night?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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