i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
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