using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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