at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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