I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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