There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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